Superbad Thats the Funny Thing About Me

Superbadis one of our favorite teen classic comedies, and theseSuperbadquotes showcase exactly why.

There's not just one reason whySuperbadhas become the millennial version of the classic teen comedy. In fact, there are many.

Superbadis a slice of teen life that explores the pain of growing up and away from your childhood friends as you get ready to leave high school and enter the scary world of adulthood and responsibilities.

It's a movie about that last hurrah, that last f*ck around with your buds before it's time to leave the high school chapter of life behind forever.

Beyond that, this is a film that is hilariously funny, filled with dick jokes and doodles, and is totally relatable for anyone who has ever been a teenager.

We hope you enjoy theseSuperbadquotes.

Don't forget to also check out these Pokemon quotes from the popular 90s franchise.

ClassicSuperbadquotes and lines

1. "I am McLovin!" — Fogell

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2. "F*ck me, right?" — Seth

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3. "You look like Aladdin." — Evan

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4. "Chicka, chicka-yeah, fake I.D." — Fogell

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5. "People don't forget." — Seth

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6. "Oh no, it's the cops." — Officer Slater

7. "For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks." — Seth

8. ""Muhammad" is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a f*cking book for once!" — Fogell

9. "Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to… McLovin?" — Evan

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10. "Old enough… to party." — Fogell

11. "Uh, it's 10:33." — Fogell

12. "Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law." — Officer Michaels

13. "We should be guiding your cock, not blocking it." — Officer Michaels

14. "So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm f*cking Steven Glansberg." — Seth

15. "They let you pick any name you want when you get down there." — Fogell

16. " It's not the going I'm worried about… but the coming." — Fogell

17.Becca: "You have such a smooth c*ck!"

Evan: "Yours would be too… if you were a man."

18. "He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles." – Seth

19. Becca: "I'm so wet right now."

Evan: "Yeah… they said that would happen in health class."

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20. "One name, who are you, Seal?" — Evan

21. "Fogell, shut the f*ck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin." – Evan

22. "It's in!" — Fogell

23. "It's you, McMuffin." — Homeless guy

24. "We should be guiding your cock, not blocking it." — Officer Michaels

25. "No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam." — Seth

26. "That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life! That's insane. Is it… Can I hear it again, do you have time?" — Seth

27. "McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" — Evan

28. "Give me that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!" — Seth

29. "Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's-it's a fine ID. It'll-it's going to work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either going to think, "Here's another kid with a fake ID," or "Here's McLovin, a 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So what's it gonna be?" — Evan

30. "Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, all right?" — Fogell

31. "No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, motherf*cking fairy tale name, you f*ck!" — Seth

32. "What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your f*cking four-inch dick inside my p*ssy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!" — Seth

33. "I would get killed for p*ssy. No questions asked!" — Seth

34. "It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know… and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in." — Evan

35. "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton." — Seth

36. Fogell: "What's it like to have a gun?"

37. Officer Michaels: "It is… awesome! I mean I've only had mine for like a few months, but I'll tell you, it's like having two c*cks. If one of your c*cks could kill someone."

More hilariousSuperbadmovie quotes

38. "You used my leg as a tampon!" — Seth

39. "When am I going to need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef?" — Seth

40. "This is our last party as high school people. I fully ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan." – Seth

41. "I should buy Becca alcohol?" — Evan

42. "Two weeks hand job, one month blow job, whatever, whatever. And then, I make her my girlfriend. And I've got like two solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag." — Seth

43. "Well, Jules, funny thing about my back is it's located on my c*ck! ha ha!" — Seth

44. "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c*ck." – Seth

45. Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."

Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

Evan: "She had back problems, man."

Evan: "It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical."

Seth: "I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move."

46. "Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?" — Seth

47. "You just sound like an idiot, you're not gonna be able to sleep with her, man." – Evan

48. "Dude, get out of here. They're going to make me run laps again." — Evan

49. "That's perfect. Now you owe me six bucks, because I'm not going to get it, and it exploded." — Evan

50. "I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all." — Evan

51. "You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your groceries?" – Seth

Superbad quotes when you want a good laugh

52. "Are you insane?! Look at Jules's dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who's had a six pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like f***ing Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he's the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles." — Seth

53. "Yeah well. At least you got to suck on your dad's dick." — Evan

54. "What, did you want me to dive into his spit?" — Evan

55. "I am going to give you the best blow J ever. With my mouth." — Becca

56. "Look at those nipples." — Evan

57. "[talking about porn sites] You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be any number of things, right? Perfect Ten? I mean, it could be a bowling site." — Evan

58. "I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work." — Seth

59. "You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you p*ssy out or what?" — Seth

60. "Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?" — Seth

61. "Do you want to get killed for liquor?" — Evan

What is your favorite memory from high school?

Superbadis a movie about high school that actuallyfeelslike high school. This is mostly because Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg wrote it in high school.

In fact, the writing-duo started writing their script at the age of 13 and obsessively revised it over and over again for seven years.

Many of the scenes that ended up in the movie were events that happened in the writers' real lives or the lives of their friends.

In a twist of fate, the fact thatSuperbadwas so true to the high school experience, actually stopped studios from picking up the script for years.

Executives claimed the script was too dirty and needed to be cleaned up. The script is about friendship between three high school boys, and, well, high school boys are dirty.

To keep the authenticity, Rogan and Goldberg refused to clean up their act and kept revising the script until, finally, it was picked up.

By that time, the script had gone through so many revisions, the writing had become hilariously perfect.

Did you enjoy theseSuperbadquotes and lines? Which quote is your favorite? Let us know in the comments below.

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